shut up and let me see your jazz hands

As requested by telesilla. (No, I didn't actually forget about this meme. I'm just slow.) I may or may not expand this into an actual fic at some point. I kind of want to, cause it seems half-assed like this, but I dunno if there'd really be any point in it, since I've already told what goes on.

( Five Presents Jude Really Wishes Ewan Hadn't Got for Andy. )

Title: Awkward Conversations
Length: ~600 words
Rating: G
Pairing: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor
Disclaimer: This is absolutely, 100% not true.
Notes: chaya requested "Something Jude/Ewan, and cute children asking them uncomfortable questions" (though there's only one child, and no actual Jude in the fic, but still!).
fanfic100 prompt: Purple
Summary: Set in the same universe as these other fics. Andy asks difficult questions.

( It's hot. A fucking oven. That's all Ewan is thinking when he pulls his shirt off over his head and tosses it on the sofa. It's only the shocked gasp from behind him and the thud and fizz of Andy's Coke hitting the floor that remind him why he was wearing a shirt in the first place. )

Author: kyuuketsukirui
Title: The Kiss
Rating: G
Fandom: RPS
Pairing: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Put down the crack pipe if you think otherwise.
Notes: For saxony. A prequel to This Time.

( Happy fic to make up for all the angst. So cute you'll want to hit me with something. )