I think my favorite thing ever is the bizarre logic that if you do anything that can be construed as "mean" it's because you're "
self-hating". I think it ties into the
geek fallacies. Some people have this idea that since we're all geeks (whatever defines that, though I suppose spending significant amounts of time on the internet is probably enough, really), we should never say a bad word about each other, and that any meanness towards or mockery of a fellow geek (despite the fact that is it, you know, an incredibly broad category) is born of self-hatred, rather than, you know, intolerance of bad writing*, or a belief that furries are really weird.
*I mean, so if I mock Dan Brown's writing is that self-hatred, too? I don't know if he's a geek or not, but he is a fellow writer. What about Go Fug Yourself? After all, the celebs they mock (and at whom I laugh) wear clothes, and I wear clothes. We're all human, too. I mean, seriously, feel free to think I'm mean, whatever. But the self-hatred thing is about as loltastic as Freud** in terms of psychoanalysis.
**If you don't think Freud is loltastic, please board the failboat to your left.