Porn summaries

At the request of kakeochi_umai, here are summaries of the first three hentai game scripts I translated, as well as a more detailed one of the script of doom. The first three have only one ending and the choices you can make don't affect the outcome and only make the scenes slightly different (sometimes only a few lines' worth).

"Sister Rape"
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"Little Sister"
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"Afterschool"
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"Wife Wife"
The beginning is outlined here. This is the first game I translated where you have major choices that actually affect the whole game. There are two bad endings, one semi-bad ending, and one good ending ("good" here being that you get with the wife instead of the mom).

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Whew!

Haircut!

I cut my hair today. It's a bit shorter than I'd like, but 1. I used the beard trimmer & scissors method and that's not very precise, and 2. I probably won't go anywhere until Christmas and I figure it'll be grown out just about right by then. I used the "4" setting on the beard trimmer for the sides. I have no idea how long that is, but basically all but the very top is buzzed and the top is maybe half to three-quarters of an inch.

Last night I got started putting stuff up on eBay. Didn't get very far with it, but I put up the auctions for those Spode Christmas plates (as three sets of two each) and two of them sold with buy it now for $25 each, yay. Haven't got paid yet, but hopefully soon. *crosses fingers* Here's hoping the rest of the stuff sells as quickly and as well.

We went to the store today and they had ground beef on sale for $1 a pound, so we stocked up. Also they had little frozen pizzas for 58 cents each. As I told Bruce, these sort of sales are really dangerous because once I see a price that low, everything else seems horribly expensive. We will not be getting any meat that's not a dollar or any pizza that's not fifty cents anymore. XD

My sleep schedule is utterly fucked. I've been sleeping in the late afternoon/evening, which is my least favorite time to sleep. I don't know why I dislike it so much, but I do. The past couple days I've told Bruce to wake me up after a couple hours, so I can just have a little nap and then hopefully readjust my schedule, but I inevitably don't want to get up when he comes in to wake me and I end up sleeping a full night's worth. So today I'm attempting to just stay up at least until nighttime.

Yesterday morning we got a vacuum at Target. I think we're going to keep it, but I'm still not 100% sure. It's this one (was $49.99 at Target). It seems to be working pretty well. I do miss having a proper vacuum, but proper vacuums appear to really be out of our price range (even if Bruce weren't out of work, I would be loathe to pay more than $100 for a vacuum). Although I don't know, $50 is still a lot and even though I like it fairly well, I'm having buyer's remorse, so maybe I'll just return it and make do with the handvac and dustmop.

And I leave you with this: Best lolcat ever, Y/Y?