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Note: Neither the link nor the following conversation are at all worksafe. The link is not particularly sanitysafe, either.

me: http://www.luriddigs.com/2009/05/09/the-problem-with-poinsettias-in-may/ WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK

darkrose: DOT

darkrose: DOT

darkrose: DOT

me: There are not enough dots in the world

telesilla: what the fucking fuck?

me: It's too much for my poor brain

me: I keep trying to figure out what exactly is going on with Jesus and the lion

cesare: that's like... Jesus blending into a lion, fucking a guy, right? I mean... you guys see that too, right?

me: And then my brain just stops

telesilla: yeah

telesilla: that's what I see yes

cesare: okay, whew

telesilla: suddenly what I'm writing seems a lot less pervy, you know?

telesilla: the comments are win though

me: And then when my brain recovers from the whole jesus and the lion thing, it goes back to boggling about how *bad* the art is, just in technical terms.

telesilla: yis

me: And then gets distracted again by JESUS AND THE FUCKING LION

me: LITERALLY

telesilla: LOL

me: And yet I can't stop looking at it

darkrose: JESUS IS A PLUSHOPHILE!

me: Like maybe it's really one of those magic eye things and if I just focus right it will all make sense

me: Please, please let it make sense

telesilla: sadly....

telesilla: it never will

darkrose: I...don't think I want it to make sense.

me: And yes, Nancy, the furry/plushy angle occurred to me, too

darkrose: Because that would imply I'm capable of thinking like anyone involved with that travesty.

cesare: it's not that bad technically... the artist at least knows how to render well. but composition? NOT SO MUCH.

me: I also like, as some of the commenters noted, that the sleeping (!!!) guy is in the classic porn outfit of boots and socks and nothing else.

telesilla: yis

cesare: I didn't think he was supposed to be sleeping, I thought he just had his eyes closed in generic ecstacy.

telesilla: yeah that was my thought

me: Yeah, the faces and the lion head and stuff are well done, but the bodies, wtf? The horrific Jesus/lion is all weird and stumpy.

cesare: yeah

telesilla: maybe he is asleep and is dreaming of some...

me: I mean, yes, it's a lion/Jesus hybrid, so that right there is wrong, but it could still be a less anatomically wtf Jesuslion.

telesilla: oh WHY AM I EVEN TRYING!

me: LOL

cesare: hahahahahhaaa

darkrose: Jesuslion = Aslan on a cracker!

cesare: XD

telesilla: *snorts*

me: Meanwhile, in Maruland http://sisinmaru.blog17.fc2.com/blog-entry-183.html

me: "I became a henchman happily!"

telesilla: wow that's a nice mental sorbet to clear my brain palate

cesare: too soon! I am imagining a Jesus-hedgehog fucking a guy!