|Travis (torachan) wrote,|
@ 2009-05-10 03:48 am UTC
me: There are not enough dots in the world
telesilla: what the fucking fuck?
me: It's too much for my poor brain
me: I keep trying to figure out what exactly is going on with Jesus and the lion
cesare: that's like... Jesus blending into a lion, fucking a guy, right? I mean... you guys see that too, right?
me: And then my brain just stops
telesilla: that's what I see yes
cesare: okay, whew
telesilla: suddenly what I'm writing seems a lot less pervy, you know?
telesilla: the comments are win though
me: And then when my brain recovers from the whole jesus and the lion thing, it goes back to boggling about how *bad* the art is, just in technical terms.
me: And then gets distracted again by JESUS AND THE FUCKING LION
me: And yet I can't stop looking at it
darkrose: JESUS IS A PLUSHOPHILE!
me: Like maybe it's really one of those magic eye things and if I just focus right it will all make sense
me: Please, please let it make sense
telesilla: it never will
darkrose: I...don't think I want it to make sense.
me: And yes, Nancy, the furry/plushy angle occurred to me, too
darkrose: Because that would imply I'm capable of thinking like anyone involved with that travesty.
cesare: it's not that bad technically... the artist at least knows how to render well. but composition? NOT SO MUCH.
me: I also like, as some of the commenters noted, that the sleeping (!!!) guy is in the classic porn outfit of boots and socks and nothing else.
cesare: I didn't think he was supposed to be sleeping, I thought he just had his eyes closed in generic ecstacy.
telesilla: yeah that was my thought
me: Yeah, the faces and the lion head and stuff are well done, but the bodies, wtf? The horrific Jesus/lion is all weird and stumpy.
telesilla: maybe he is asleep and is dreaming of some...
me: I mean, yes, it's a lion/Jesus hybrid, so that right there is wrong, but it could still be a less anatomically wtf Jesuslion.
telesilla: oh WHY AM I EVEN TRYING!
darkrose: Jesuslion = Aslan on a cracker!
me: Meanwhile, in Maruland http://sisinmaru.blog17.fc2.com/blog-en
me: "I became a henchman happily!"
telesilla: wow that's a nice mental sorbet to clear my brain palate
cesare: too soon! I am imagining a Jesus-hedgehog fucking a guy!